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10-26-2007, 12:05 PM
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 I give up, i will never be able to match your immature prowess.
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10-26-2007, 12:11 PM
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"I know a guy behind a guy that's friends with Conan O'brien and he says..."
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10-26-2007, 01:32 PM
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"I have some bad reports on Whodey.What seems to be Mr. Whodey's primary malfunction? Is he the one with the weather fixation? Is he unhappy with the race day weather conditions? Does he have umbrella insurance? Or am I mixing him up with WAC'D?
What do you get if you mixed Whodey with WAC'D?? A WADY? A Whoc? What is a WADY? What is a Whoc? Is that what covers paper? Where is Baffert!!?"
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10-26-2007, 01:34 PM
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"I talk to Conan O'Brien in my sleep and he tells me Dylan Thomas is sore."
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10-26-2007, 01:36 PM
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"What if the Dwarf Nymph had Uncly Trusts tits? I think she would tip over forward. What if you mixed Uncly with MommyDearest? Uncly Dearest? Would she put up with hangers in the stretch??
Where is TommyNoTits? WHO IS BAFFERT!!??? "
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10-26-2007, 01:38 PM
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People who want to know the condition of the turf course...this just in:
The turf course was sprayed today with conditioner to make it soft and more managable. The horses should be able to slide through it without any split ends.
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10-26-2007, 01:40 PM
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"Why is the track wet? Is it aroused?"
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