Name the next thread title in The Paddock - Page 33

Mortimer · #**641** 10-26-2007, 10:55 AM

" Whya mile and 70? Why not just call it 6 furlongs?"

Mortimer · #**642** 10-26-2007, 10:56 AM

" What are furlongs?"

Mortimer · #**643** 10-26-2007, 10:56 AM

" Dave Mayson is learning his lines. Late Fires is doing his."

#**644** 10-26-2007, 10:57 AM

"I just shook John DaSilva's hand and I'm all out of Purell."

Mortimer · #**645** 10-26-2007, 10:57 AM

" Why are there so many tv's at the racetrack? How come when I go to a tv store I don't see any racetracks???"

Mortimer · #**646** 10-26-2007, 10:59 AM

" I have to go now....the hardware store had no red bush yesterday. Maybe I can find one in front of the backside."

#**647** 10-26-2007, 10:59 AM

"Why would I want to pay extra for box seating? I'll sit in a chair, thank you."

Mortimer · #**648** 10-26-2007, 11:12 AM

" What are tits??"

Mortimer · #**649** 10-26-2007, 11:15 AM

" I didn't find any red bush but did find a nice crop."

#**650** 10-26-2007, 11:17 AM

"How do I post pics of the Chief of Staff?"

Mortimer · #**651** 10-26-2007, 11:18 AM

" Who is up on the Distaff?"

Mortimer · #**652** 10-26-2007, 11:20 AM

" I'll bet they are mimicing us in The Padlock....the snots."

#**653** 10-26-2007, 11:20 AM

"NoChanceToDance named Head Fluffer for Coolmore"

Mortimer · #**654** 10-26-2007, 11:23 AM

" I got another 1 on Horsey scratch off!!!!"

#**655** 10-26-2007, 11:25 AM

"Pillow got darted."

NoChanceToDance · #**656** 10-26-2007, 11:27 AM

"Pillow Pants writes book about european racing, he's stuck after the title"

Mortimer · #**657** 10-26-2007, 11:29 AM

" Did sumwun say Pillow got darted from The Padlock!!??"

#**658** 10-26-2007, 11:32 AM

"NoChanceToDance is a longwinded **** who sucks at handicapping"

Rileyoriley · #**659** 10-26-2007, 11:35 AM

How come the Dirt Mile is amile and 70 yards? Is this the new math????

Mortimer · #**660** 10-26-2007, 11:37 AM

"I found my red bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"