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Mortimer · #1 10-26-2007, 10:43 AM

"Will anyone be psoting pics of their Vermouth Vacay?"

Mortimer · #2 10-26-2007, 10:44 AM

"I'm late....I need to get to Churchill fast for the NJ Derby.....how can I get a speeding ticket?"

#3 10-26-2007, 10:45 AM

"I'll be panhandling at Crackside Live off Poplar Level tomorrow. Wanna meet up?"

Mortimer · #4 10-26-2007, 10:46 AM

" ANyone know how to post picks or have a weather forecast? I HATE betting when it rains. Maybe I will bet anyway......I'm hitting myself in the head with a hammer right now....boy do I hate that."

#5 10-26-2007, 10:47 AM

"I needed the seben in the finally. Now I gota eat Meowmix all weak."

Mortimer · #6 10-26-2007, 10:47 AM

" I do not know how to handle pans...only backsides."

Mortimer · #7 10-26-2007, 10:48 AM

"Where is the Quarterhorse Classic today? Where is Penny Lane?"

#8 10-26-2007, 10:48 AM

"Where can I find Les Onaka's BC picks?"

Mortimer · #9 10-26-2007, 10:49 AM

" Here's a Grooves question.....Can you bet on youbet????"

Mortimer · #10 10-26-2007, 10:50 AM

" Why isn't Andy Beyer here to help us? Is he Baffert?"

#11 10-26-2007, 10:51 AM

"Calder? Damn near killed her. PPs Punnies of the weak."