Snowy Woods

[Mortimer]

The mdf Fine Analysis of the 2007 Creeders Bup......I mean Breeders Cup.

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There's an awful lot of races..which I forgot. Maybe I have to come back tomorrow to do Saturdays card ( stop that hissing!).


But let's do this thing.




In staying with tradition a well known personality will fetch the cards for tomorrows 3 races.Miss Tessmaucher....the cards please.














































MISS TESSMAUCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !





Geez!!..is it that hard?




Thank you.




I will be employing my trash can and my shredder for purposes of card disposal.




The Filly and Mare Sprint:

(Womens wrestling )




Wild Gams


What a stupid name.



Crinkle

Trash can





Dream Rush


Blech




Crinkle

Trash Can





Oprahs Winney



Oh boy.

What were they thinking when they named this beast? Can it possibly get any cornier?

Maybe she'll recommend a book.







WHIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR







La Traviwhateveah


Who in the heck is she??



Crinkle

Trash Can







ShaggyMane


I love early speed.






No I don't.







WHIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR










Miss Macy Sue




BARF!!


That's a Charlee name if I ever heard one.





Crinkle

Trash can








Miraculous Miss



Well it ain't gonna surprise me.


Crinkle

Trash can








Baroness Thatcher



Sounds regal...don't it?

Let's give the wench a proper shredding







WHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR









Now laugh if you will...but heah is ya exactanatah:




Mayfield



Number 4

The Hill Gang

Curtis




Should win










Jazzy



Nifty

Snappy

Spiffy




First timer on ya dirt and 6 furlongs




Sounds like the 2nd half of the excatanatah ta me