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Old 10-25-2007, 07:27 PM
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rode hard, put up wet.
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:39 PM
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"Why don't horses have nice horns?








Because then the Riccola Bros. would want them ,too."
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:42 PM
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"Why is Lewis Michael shaking?






Because he ate Quaker Oats."
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:44 PM
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"What will they name DescreetCat's illegitimate son?









Indescretion."
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:49 PM
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"I saw a horse trailer the other day.









Name was Awesome Gem."
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:54 PM
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"If a dyselxic horse raced...could he win by a tail?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:59 PM
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" Well......snort!!.....The Predator will not select fine picks before their time.

They are drying right now.....but if you want to get bogged down....why be my guest.



I would look for them in the 11 to 12 time frame.....maybe sooner. No star sates his audience on time......you must always keep them waiting."
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