Name the next thread title in The Paddock - Page 29

Mortimer · #**561** 10-26-2007, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig

i see the thread is beginning to tail off. tis a shame, a fine work of art.

PillowPants...not Art.

#**562** 10-26-2007, 09:01 AM

"I heard the grass is good today at Mamouth. How much for an ounce?"

Buffymommy · #**563** 10-26-2007, 09:01 AM

So Morty,

You aren't going to join in on the contest?

Mortimer · #**564** 10-26-2007, 09:09 AM

"Will they be offering hash or citric acid at Mamouth today? Will my binoculars show the man Dick Cheney shot?"

Mortimer · #**565** 10-26-2007, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

So Morty,

You aren't going to join in on the contest?

" Who are you? r u Baffert"

#**566** 10-26-2007, 09:12 AM

"I see West Point is here. Will they attack Godolphin?"

Mortimer · #**567** 10-26-2007, 09:12 AM

" What?...no horsedradish? What about Arby's Horsey Sauce?"

Mortimer · #**568** 10-26-2007, 09:13 AM

"Who is Goddolphin?? Is he Baffert? "

#**569** 10-26-2007, 09:14 AM

"I heard Street Sense is going to be retired to stud. He's gay?"

Mortimer · #**570** 10-26-2007, 09:14 AM

"Is a human shoe bad luck?"

Mortimer · #**571** 10-26-2007, 09:14 AM

" !!!!!!!!"

"Dressage partners."

Mortimer · #**572** 10-26-2007, 09:15 AM

" What the fucl< is the WPS window? "

Mortimer · #**573** 10-26-2007, 09:16 AM

"I tried to pay my taxes at the IRS window."

Mortimer · #**574** 10-26-2007, 09:16 AM

" I would pay my WPS if I knew what it meant."

Mortimer · #**575** 10-26-2007, 09:17 AM

" I guess AwesomeGem has to be WAC'Ds mortal lock."

Mortimer · #**576** 10-26-2007, 09:18 AM

"I ate tote this morning."

Mortimer · #**577** 10-26-2007, 09:18 AM

" She had a swelly."

Mortimer · #**578** 10-26-2007, 09:19 AM

"nyuk-nyuk-nyuk."

Mortimer · #**579** 10-26-2007, 09:19 AM

"Will they have weather at Vermouth today? Anyone know?"

Mortimer · #**580** 10-26-2007, 09:20 AM

"Uh-oh...I'm getting a POV."