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Old 10-25-2007, 02:45 PM
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"I heard someone say that sometimes you can steal a race...how do you do that? Is that what the 6 horse box is for? Do you need 2 of these if it's a 12 horse field?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:47 PM
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" By the way latecomer...I cannot keep a POV attitude forever so make up your mind already."
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:49 PM
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" How much are the $2 windows? Why don't tracks ever have a horsey in the window?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:49 PM
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Were you scared the last time you left your mom's basement?
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:30 PM
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Were you scared the last time you left your mom's basement?







Yes....my 2 inch pud shrank as well.

Now I look like Sissy....I mean Hossy.
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:42 PM
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How dare you.
I am proud of my pud...sir.
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:44 PM
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" The basement is the problem."
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:46 PM
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I am proud of your pud...sir.
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and please don't be mad....I couldn't resist!
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:50 PM
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" If horseys good in mud are called mudders...why aren't horseys good on grass called stoners?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:04 PM
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Why isn't it called the Filly & Mare Classic?
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:09 PM
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"Who wants to argue and debate something really stupid that will never happen anyway?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:12 PM
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Discreet Cat makes me horney.
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:13 PM
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" Something tells me Drugess is going to need Joe Adcock tonight."
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:13 PM
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" What is "is" ?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:14 PM
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Discreet Cat makes me horney.
Finally something in this thread that is good to know....
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:35 PM
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Finally something in this thread that is good to know....
Sorry, it was subtitled; "Me and my sock, an autobiography by..."

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Old 10-25-2007, 03:44 PM
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Discreet Cat makes me horney.
Why is another term for cat coming to my mind??
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:51 PM
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The trainer said turn him loose, does that mean the jockey is going to jump off?
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:51 PM
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I really don't think exotic betting can be legal in New Jersey. I've never seen anything exotic in New Jersey. Maybe Hawaii, but New Jersey?

It should be call chronic betting in NJ.
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:52 PM
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