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Old 10-25-2007, 02:40 PM
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" Why when I win on an exacta box only one horse goes to the winners circle...shouldn't both go the the winners box? "
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:43 PM
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"Where do you put the dimes in these Sam machines?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:43 PM
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" Well....I don't know. What's the latest from WAC'D? If it rains...no exotic bets? What if they move Mamouth across the Delaware to a new place...does that mean new place betting?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:45 PM
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"I heard someone say that sometimes you can steal a race...how do you do that? Is that what the 6 horse box is for? Do you need 2 of these if it's a 12 horse field?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:47 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:49 PM
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" How much are the $2 windows? Why don't tracks ever have a horsey in the window?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:49 PM
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Were you scared the last time you left your mom's basement?
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:30 PM
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Were you scared the last time you left your mom's basement?







Yes....my 2 inch pud shrank as well.

Now I look like Sissy....I mean Hossy.
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:50 PM
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" If horseys good in mud are called mudders...why aren't horseys good on grass called stoners?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:04 PM
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Why isn't it called the Filly & Mare Classic?
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:09 PM
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"Who wants to argue and debate something really stupid that will never happen anyway?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:12 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:51 PM
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The trainer said turn him loose, does that mean the jockey is going to jump off?
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:51 PM
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I really don't think exotic betting can be legal in New Jersey. I've never seen anything exotic in New Jersey. Maybe Hawaii, but New Jersey?

It should be call chronic betting in NJ.
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:52 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:53 PM
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Do chiropractors hangout on the backstretch???
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:57 PM
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"Is the far turn really any farther than the near turn? Aren't the back of the near turn and the front of the far turn pretty much the same distance from wherever that guy is who is naming these things?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:49 PM
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Dannie....ohhhhh Dannie.....Is it later yet???
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