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Old 10-25-2007, 02:28 PM
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" Horses are not allowed in crow bars as their long faces caws too much trouble and their bar shoes are too loud."
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:29 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:31 PM
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"Why aren't humans' height measured in hooves? Why don't mares ever say to a horse....you're as big as a human!?""
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:32 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:32 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:32 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:33 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:33 PM
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"Why not HorseBob then?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:35 PM
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" There could not possibly be anymore stupid horsey questions left."
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:36 PM
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