Name the next thread title in The Paddock

"Fantasy Horse Racing is great because I always win in hand...err"

[Mortimer]

" What is horseradish made of?"

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" I think feed bags area great idea for humans.I would put the dwarf in mine."

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" I can't believe someone just asked another stupid question. Where do they think they are....The Padlock??"

"Will the sky fall at Mammouth? The horses could die on that stuff!"

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"I hate when people run along the rail screaming......git up wid dat 5!!...git up wid dat 5!!!! I trip them."

"No I don't have any cigs!! Leave me alone!!! Ok...you can hold a ten. Just pay me back Sunday."

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"Wait a minute...is the CB being run at Mamouth or Saratoga? There's so many questions I forget. When is it again?"

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" I also hate the 5...by the way."

[Danzig]

if they race at night, do the horses have a headlight?

[TheSpyder]

I heard an announcer one say that one horse collard the leader. Now did the actually through collard greens at the horse or did they collar the leader in which case I cannot ver remember seeing a horse with a collar.

[Danzig]

that's something that they manage to have all those horses born on the SAME DAY! those poor vets.

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