Name the next thread title in The Paddock

Mortimer · #1 10-25-2007, 10:32 AM

"Where's the starting line?"

Mortimer · #2 10-25-2007, 10:33 AM

" Is it possible to have a photo start?"

Mortimer · #3 10-25-2007, 10:34 AM

" Why do I hears bells when a race starts?"

Mortimer · #4 10-25-2007, 10:34 AM

"Wht state holds the Kentucky Derby?...Is that Connecticut,too??"

Mortimer · #5 10-25-2007, 10:35 AM

" Back wheeling sounds saucey."

Mortimer · #6 10-25-2007, 10:36 AM

"I heard a lady say she wants the horse on top!!...THUD!!"

Mortimer · #7 10-25-2007, 10:37 AM

"The next race she wanted him underneath!!"

Danzig · #8 10-25-2007, 10:37 AM

someone said they wanted to box some horses. i've heard of boxing kangaroos, but horses?

Danzig · #9 10-25-2007, 10:37 AM

that horse must be tired, his tongue is hanging out!

#10 10-25-2007, 10:39 AM

"Hey why isn't Sumwon in the Distaff?"

NoChanceToDance · #11 10-25-2007, 10:35 AM

"Is a breast girth like a boob tube?"

#12 10-25-2007, 10:36 AM

"Hey Steve, can you get me J.J.'s autograph?"

Danzig · #13 10-25-2007, 10:34 AM

they said the horse was in a dead heat, but i thought it was chilly. i even had a jacket on!