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Old 10-25-2007, 10:24 AM
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" If you can win by a neck shouldn't more giraffes be racing?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:26 AM
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" How can horseys run on grass? Is that why some wear sunglasses?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:27 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:29 AM
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" In that preparade....how come so many boy horseys are allowed to make out with the girl horseys leading them? "
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:29 AM
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blinkers?? horses use turn signals?!
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:30 AM
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why are the horses running around before the race? won't they get tired?
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:32 AM
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where's the finishing gate?
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" Someone just asked a really stupid question."
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:30 AM
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"Why don't just parots race on polytrack?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:32 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:33 AM
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