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Old 10-25-2007, 11:22 AM
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do the mosses name all their horses after rock stars kids? what if the rock stars kids name is frank?
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:22 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:24 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:26 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:26 AM
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where's the bingo?
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:27 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:27 AM
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can i get a picture taken on the pretty horsie?
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:28 AM
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the horse was in front the first time around, how much do i win for that?
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:29 AM
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" In that preparade....how come so many boy horseys are allowed to make out with the girl horseys leading them? "
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:29 AM
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blinkers?? horses use turn signals?!
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:30 AM
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why are the horses running around before the race? won't they get tired?
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:32 AM
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where's the finishing gate?
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