Name the next thread title in The Paddock

Mortimer · #1 10-25-2007, 10:06 AM

"I thought Randy Moss was Black!! Maybe he is fooling us like Al Frankel."

Mortimer · #2 10-25-2007, 10:07 AM

"Can we pet the horsies in the padlock?"

Mortimer · #3 10-25-2007, 10:08 AM

" Why in some races do they chase staples?"

Mortimer · #4 10-25-2007, 10:09 AM

" Are only gay horseys sent to dressage? It sure looks that way."

Mortimer · #5 10-25-2007, 10:10 AM

" Why would a horsey be dumb enough to switch leads? Don't you want to keep it?"

Mortimer · #6 10-25-2007, 10:12 AM

" My state has lottery tickets in a horsey race theme......you scratch off numbers and if you get a one....you win!! I love it!"

Mortimer · #7 10-25-2007, 10:14 AM

"Is the eighth pole the 8th pole?"

#8 10-25-2007, 10:15 AM

"Where were the slot machines?

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NoChanceToDance · #9 10-25-2007, 10:09 AM

"i keep hearing guys saying 'he's my lock today', where do they put the key?"

#10 10-25-2007, 10:11 AM

"There was an arsonist at the BC today. He kept talking about firing on a horse."

#11 10-25-2007, 10:12 AM

"Who is your all-time favorite horse?"

*name ten*