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Old 10-25-2007, 11:03 AM
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I saw Jerry Moss in the paddock and what looked like Ken Rudolph. Whoever it was had their head buried in Moss' ass."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:05 AM
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"Why don'tjockeys ever sit down? Why do they have a saddle? Why do they beat the dickens out of the horsey near the end?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:06 AM
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"I thought Randy Moss was Black!! Maybe he is fooling us like Al Frankel."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:07 AM
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"Can we pet the horsies in the padlock?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:08 AM
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" Why in some races do they chase staples?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:09 AM
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" Are only gay horseys sent to dressage? It sure looks that way."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:09 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:10 AM
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" Why would a horsey be dumb enough to switch leads? Don't you want to keep it?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:11 AM
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"There was an arsonist at the BC today. He kept talking about firing on a horse."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:12 AM
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"Who is your all-time favorite horse?"

*name ten*
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:12 AM
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" My state has lottery tickets in a horsey race theme......you scratch off numbers and if you get a one....you win!! I love it!"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:14 AM
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"Is the eighth pole the 8th pole?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:15 AM
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"Where were the slot machines? "
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:16 AM
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"I hear Noah's Ark is going to make an appearance at Mammouth."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:18 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:19 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:19 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:19 AM
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"BC Analysis: Bet the one that poops before going in the gate"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:20 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:21 AM
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if i bet a horse to win, and he finishes second, do i win half?
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