Name the next thread title in The Paddock

Mortimer · #1 10-25-2007, 11:00 AM

"When a jockey falls off a horsey and go boom...the horsey keeps running. Why doesn't the jockey?"

Mortimer · #2 10-25-2007, 11:02 AM

" Why does a boy jockey have a crop??????...are they really boys??""

Mortimer · #3 10-25-2007, 11:03 AM

"I never heard a bush called a crop before. Does this mean it's more than one bush?"

Mortimer · #4 10-25-2007, 11:05 AM

"Why don'tjockeys ever sit down? Why do they have a saddle? Why do they beat the dickens out of the horsey near the end?"

Mortimer · #5 10-25-2007, 11:06 AM

"I thought Randy Moss was Black!! Maybe he is fooling us like Al Frankel."

Mortimer · #6 10-25-2007, 11:07 AM

"Can we pet the horsies in the padlock?"

Mortimer · #7 10-25-2007, 11:08 AM

" Why in some races do they chase staples?"

#8 10-25-2007, 11:03 AM

I saw Jerry Moss in the paddock and what looked like Ken Rudolph. Whoever it was had their head buried in Moss' ass."

NoChanceToDance · #9 10-25-2007, 11:03 AM

"which horseys are faster, brown ones or orange ones?"