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Old 10-25-2007, 09:51 AM
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"Why does everyone scream at me when I explain what I want to do at the window? Horsey betters are very bad people."
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:52 AM
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"I still don't kno what all those numbers mean on the scoreboard......I guess it's called a tote board.I like tote in the morning with my tea."
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:53 AM
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"Why do they call it a tote board? Is it named after 2MinutesToTote? Who is he?"
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'I heard someone at the track say that he lost his azz..............??????????"
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:55 AM
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" Isn't TommyNoChance an opera by a certain 1st baseman?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:56 AM
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"What are front wraps? Are they on the front?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:57 AM
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"Why doesn't everybody hurry when that man says...yoooooooo better hurry!!....they seem to go slower!"
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:57 AM
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"Hold on...are pigs racing because that's what alot of people are yelling at the monitors."
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:54 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:55 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:55 AM
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"A guy told me when a horsie has front wraps he is an automatic winner. Is this true?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:59 AM
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