Name the next thread title in The Paddock

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

do those knee pads come in women's sizes too?

hmm now thats funny shmoopie

[Mortimer]

" I would like to ask you people why coupled entries aren't harnessed together."

[Rileyoriley]

Is it true they've moved Monmouth Park across the river?

[Mortimer]

"I thought Monmouth Park WAS across the river!!"

[Mortimer]

" How do I bet a horsey to come in 5th??"

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

"I thought Monmouth Park WAS across the river!!"

I meant the Connecticut River.

[Mortimer]

"It's in Connecticut!!!?"

"Mammoth Cave has a racetrack?!?!"

[Mortimer]

" R U kidding Me!!"

[paisjpq]

I hope hossy's boyfriend doesn't find out about his girlfriend....or the HO.

[Mortimer]

" I think some posters may find their behinds banned from here and restricted to GenPop."

[ArlJim78]

"My Breeders Cup Weekend: one suit, one sock, no tissues"

[paisjpq]

I'm thinking of getting banned....anyone know how?

I just got back from Monmouth Park and boy do I look like a douchebag."

[paisjpq]

I just got the strangest phone call.

"I had a sleepover with Balletto and when I woke up my ass was sore. What am I to do?"

[paisjpq]

I saw a disturbing webcam show....I think it was PP

"I was told Balletto is actually Sean Salisbury. I'm depressed and hurting."

"Which 2 horses should I box for the Superfecta?"

[ArlJim78]

"Hoof Hearted?"