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			 " "How do I buy a hearse?" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 " What is a furlough?" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			#143  
			
			
			
			
			
		 
		
		
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			 "Im sorry...what is longfur?" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 "Schrupp or Whodey:  Whose picks should I play?" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			#145  
			
			
			
			
			
		 
		
		
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			 " What is that scoreboard for at the racetrack? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			#146  
			
			
			
			
			
		 
		
		
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			 "Why did the teller ask me if I wanted it to show? I'm afraid to hear the answer." 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			#147  
			
			
			
			
			
		 
		
		
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			 "Why does Can'tCountTo2 always say things I heard 10 years ago?" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			#148  
			
			
			
			
			
		 
		
		
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			 "Who is Godolphin?  Are there going to be dolphins racing?  That'd be cool!" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			#149  
			
			
			
			
			
		 
		
		
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			 " Andy...will you be discussing the BC on your HORSE RACING ANAYLSIS program???" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 "I still want to know what Dannie is talking about....all the time." 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 "Someone told me Nick Hines is the sole heir to the Duncan Hines estate.  Any truth to that?" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 " Why did Thebby leave when people talked about whodeys? I still want to know what that is." 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			#153  
			
			
			
			
			
		 
		
		
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			 "I think I won the double play at Hawthorne!!!" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 "Our founding father was reincarnated as a horse?  WTF?!?!" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 "I heard a horsey was going to be a rabbit in a race......WELL DAH!!!!!!" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 "Come on, Pletcher!!  Tear it up, son!!" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 " I would like to know how far the far turn at Vermouth is." 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 "What happened to this Frankel guy? Isn't he doing a liberal talk show?" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 "Why isn't Carminooch in the BCC?" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 "Can anyone tell me the espn.com addrress?" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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