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Old 10-24-2007, 04:04 PM
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You are in BIG TROUBLE SIR!!


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I am leaving!
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Old 10-24-2007, 04:05 PM
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"Who swallows here?"
spitzer??
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Old 10-24-2007, 04:06 PM
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"Now selling Derby Trail Schwag"
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Old 10-24-2007, 04:14 PM
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"Introducing the Willie Martinez Bobblehead Doll with DT Silks!!!!"
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Old 10-24-2007, 04:30 PM
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"How many 28 year old internet-porn loving, make-believe predators does it take to screw in a light bulb."
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Old 10-24-2007, 04:34 PM
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"SentToStud finally has an original thought but dies from ass cancer before he can post it. RIP"
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Old 10-24-2007, 04:40 PM
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"What are bar shoes? What bars require them?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 04:41 PM
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'how many races will todd win?'
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:14 PM
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"Who is Will Todd..anyone know?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:19 PM
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"Who has the best goatee? Mullins or Asmussen?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:22 PM
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"Someone mentioned getting whodeys.Are the helpful to pp's and will rain shrink them?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:22 PM
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"Sliders @ White Castle"
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:24 PM
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"Someone also had a good ? on post parades. Why do they parade posts?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:25 PM
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"What is red boarding? Is it like deja vu?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:26 PM
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"I hit the exacta! Denny's here I come!"
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:27 PM
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" What do you call someone who gets the winner before the race?.....Has anyone done that here?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:27 PM
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"The Announcer said they went by the Quarter Pole, but they were nowhere near me."
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:28 PM
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"I Like Park Avenue Ball. Sincerely, Homer"
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" What does the racing term "giddy-up!" mean?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:29 PM
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"If a horse sprouts wings is that grounds for a DQ?"
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