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Old 10-21-2007, 10:15 AM
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commies don't believe in god, remember?

And mommies shouldn't be looking at naked women.






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Old 10-21-2007, 11:42 AM
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And mommies shouldn't be looking at naked women.






commies shouldn't be putting up links without warning labels!!

but i've recovered..not so sure about my daughter tho.
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Old 10-21-2007, 12:37 PM
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commies shouldn't be putting up links without warning labels!!

but i've recovered..not so sure about my daughter tho.


And just what was it you expected after seeing a link entitled FemJoy....ma'amski?





Do ya look like Chiara at all?


Please check and report back to me.
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Old 10-21-2007, 12:43 PM
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The new polls show Ohio State...








...............STILL NUMBER ONE IN ALLL THE LAND AND ALL THE POLLS.


Two loss Flory-Dah cracks top ten.











FIX!!!
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Old 10-21-2007, 06:05 PM
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And just what was it you expected after seeing a link entitled FemJoy....ma'amski?





Do ya look like Chiara at all?


Please check and report back to me.
had never heard of femjoy. but i'll know better next time. as to chiara, no idea who or what that is either.
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Old 10-21-2007, 06:58 PM
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had never heard of femjoy. but i'll know better next time. as to chiara, no idea who or what that is either.
Oh boy.




Chiara:



http://www.femjoy.com/setdetails.php/111696_bqb538
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Old 10-22-2007, 08:25 AM
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Dannie?
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Old 10-22-2007, 08:35 AM
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Daaaaan-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
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Old 10-22-2007, 08:36 AM
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Yoo-hoo!
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Old 10-22-2007, 08:50 AM
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Well it's quite apparent she looks a lot more like Greta Van Cistern.
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Old 10-22-2007, 01:31 PM
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Hard to get those dangling feet out of my mind.

WHEW!!







Anyhoooo....



....hey.... Happy Valley is a great name for a place employing a dead person as their head coach. WeekendAtBernies is no doubt propped up by assitants and carried along the sidelines.


Sudden death ot's there are overkill.


I see where the dead zone people are getting 3.5.





That's all????






Gee willikens...that's like stealing.





Can't wait to see White Out.




What's next at the cemetery.....Ink Eradictor?







El Dope-Pa will be leading the pep rally again Friday night.






Only StatePen would prop up a cadavar to lead a pep rally.
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Old 10-22-2007, 02:00 PM
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If you look closely you will see John Edward is always on the StatePen sidelines.
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Old 10-22-2007, 02:04 PM
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Ghost Hunters are persona non gratta at Happy Valley.








It's the only place they might find a real one.

But they are now allowed back in Yankee Stadium.
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Old 10-22-2007, 02:10 PM
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Happy to announce Ohio State qb ,Todd Deckman, has been named to Ohios mid year All Opponents team.







Congratulations,Todd.
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Old 10-22-2007, 02:16 PM
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For his fine slight of hand trick in making a football look like a loaf of bread...





...the WhatTheFucl<WasTHAT!! award goes to Weenie Wells.


Good job.
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Old 10-22-2007, 02:23 PM
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Here's a real treat for the StatePen game.





It will be TurnBackTheClock day and WeekendAtBernies will be appearing live.
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Old 10-22-2007, 02:45 PM
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OH NO!!


Coach El Dope-Pa has fainted! I fear Paterno bleeding!




Get this man on a formaldehyde drip right away!!
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Old 10-22-2007, 05:34 PM
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Appearances at #1 in the AP Poll


1.

Notre Dame

95





2.

Oklahoma

95



3.

Ohio State

90




4.

USC

86




5.

Nebraska

70








Golly...no Alybamy or SECKEY MOUSE team???
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Old 10-22-2007, 05:55 PM
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espn's latest polls show.....






...THE OHIO STATE MAD DOG FIGHTING BUCKEYES as the number one team in all the land...





....and in all the polls.



Even the fan's polls.










Why does The Land of the Night of the Living Dead think white out is going to help?








StatePens appearing in Ohio State's rear view mirror are not as good as they appear to be.
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Old 10-22-2007, 07:41 PM
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It's the unconquerable, the incomparable, the invincible, the unbeatable...
























OHIO STATE
























That is until they play a real team in the Championship game.
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