If the real world was like the racing world

[Ronnie]

Originally Posted by justindew

Judge: Will the defendant please rise?

(Defendant stands)

Judge: For the crime of murder, I sentence you to 50 years in prison.

Defendant: No deal. I didn't know the gun was loaded.

Judge: Ok fine. I'll lower it to 25 years, but you can't go into any more liquor stores after dark with a gun for 25 years after your release. Will that work for you?

Defendant: Yes. I accept your offer.

Judge: Thanks for working with me. Sorry to drag you through this.



(I admit I have little knowledge of the behind-the-scenes workings of the Kentucky Horse Racing Authority.)

Plea deals in the real world are commonplace.

[Ronnie]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Your posting remains top notch. Are you going to report this post?

You must just sit there ready to attack people with your idiotic comments. Thanks for taking the time out of your busy day to evaluate my posts.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

If that's not the pot calling the kettle black. Your posting here and elsewhere is certainly full of nothing but stupid attacks. You must be fun in real life. Do you bet? Any opinions on races, or just snide douchebag comments? Report away.

you've been slipping a bit mentally lately dahoss.

first, not realizing tgm wants more ground, and now this? why do you even bother responding to him? it's pointless.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

You're right. Sometimes I can't help it.

DaHoss..perhaps some snake venom might help

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

You're right. Sometimes I can't help it.

for me, what works, when i see one of his asinine posts and i feel a slight urge to reply, i see his avatar ringing that bell and i say to myself "ding a ling a ling, ding a ling a ling, etc".

try it!

[Ronnie]

Wow, thanks for all the attention! Your advice has been more than helpful.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Ronnie

Wow, thanks for all the attention! Your advice has been more than helpful.

Don't you wish yours was?

[viscount26]

Originally Posted by DeboEbie

Don't you wish yours was?

Excellent post for a newbie. Welcome

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

for me, what works, when i see one of his asinine posts and i feel a slight urge to reply, i see his avatar ringing that bell and i say to myself "ding a ling a ling, ding a ling a ling, etc".

try it!

there, he did another dumb and completely useless post, and i used my technique again. i'm referring to that guy with the cowbell of course.

it totally helped me not call him an idiot!

try it next time hossie!