but..it's a dog

At this moment if I found the dog I would probably cook it, invite Seattle over, and have lunch.

[3kings]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

At this moment if I found the dog I would probably cook it, invite Seattle over, and have lunch.

Pillow,

If you took the car than ran the dog over they probably would let you keep the remains. You could then cook the remains and still have Seattle over for lunch. A win-win-win situation.