ROR!!...Where the **** is Hossy?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by timmgirvan

I don't want to keep up with your 5,389 inane posts! I've read maybe 100....but the BS quotient is just too high for my tastes!

DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!!!

[timmgirvan]

...you can fool some of the people some of the time....

Would you like a Dr. Pepper, Dimmy?

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Would you like a Dr. Pepper, Dimmy?

Are YOU a suck-up now too, Pillow? I guess I gave you too much credit! your comedy has shards of brilliance, but the Morty-cloud be-fouls your star!

Pillow has the anger about him.
Makes him very interesting.

Morton is a puppy. Sometimes a
cute little puppy, sometimes a cute
little puppy that poops on your shoes.

So you put him in a room.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Pillow has the anger about him.
Makes him very interesting.

Morton is a puppy. Sometimes a
cute little puppy, sometimes a cute
little puppy that poops on your shoes.

So you put him in a room.

You,too!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by timmgirvan

...you can fool some of the people some of the time....

But Diimmy the fool will snatch the bait everytime.

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

But Diimmy the fool will snatch the bait everytime.

mere words...Rabies-Boy!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by timmgirvan

mere words...Rabies-Boy!

Well stop lookin' at me then!

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Well stop lookin' at me then!

YOU.....traffic accident comes to mind! Maybe that's why Steve keeps you
around....you know...the "freak factor"

Originally Posted by timmgirvan

YOU.....traffic accident comes to mind! Maybe that's why Steve keeps you
around....you know...the "freak factor"

Yet we react to Morty the puppy.
Cause it is amusing down time.
Time to relax and play.

Lots a hits from the bored folks (read me).
Morton has been a lot more fun and
good natured. Remember the real Morton died...
or some such nonsense.