Help Us Come up with the best Lost in the fog excuses

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Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite

Ummm ... like we weren't handicapping the race ... but kind of like you know responding to the people who were so judgmental ... and they were saying like this horse is really so great ... and like we're "Hello ... then why does this great horse like lose every time he runs against good horses?" ... and they're like "He wasn't himself ... he was horny" ... and we're like "Yeah ... tell me all about it ... I've been there" ... and then we're like "Hello ... what does being horny have to do with it?" And we're just like trying to analyze what happened ... and not like ... you know ... pick winners ... because picking winners is so judgmental ... and we're like "Hello ... judgmental? If that's what you have to be ... I'm outta here" ... so like when these people say how great this horse is ... we're like "Gag me with a spoon?"

You know?

I feel dumber for reading that...

Anyone with half a brain and knowledge about horses would know that LITF is not an all time great, but he's a good horse that's won his fair share of races and money. Why do you want to be patted on the back for stating the obvious? Now, if you would have said Nightmare Affair or Silver Train would have won, then I would have been impressed, but these LITF threads are rediculous.