Help Us Come up with the best Lost in the fog excuses

[1st_Saturday_in_May]

Who gives a damn? It's quite obvoius that someone here (cough, cough Dalakhani) has nothing better to do than sit around and bash a horse that has won more money in his career than 99.9% of thoroughbreds will. I could give a damn what excuse the trainers give as it was quite clear from watching the race once that he wasnt himself. No excuses needed...

[dalakhani]

Originally Posted by 1st_Saturday_in_May

Who gives a damn? It's quite obvoius that someone here (cough, cough Dalakhani) has nothing better to do than sit around and bash a horse that has won more money in his career than 99.9% of thoroughbreds will. I could give a damn what excuse the trainers give as it was quite clear from watching the race once that he wasnt himself. No excuses needed...

There it is again!!!!!

Okay, ive got an idea. Lets get LITF into therapy right now. We can get a horse whisperer out to wherever he is currently being stable and lets figure out why "he wasnt himself".

Perhaps we can get him some Paxil?

Maybe he has A.D.D and we can get him some horsey Ritalin?

Or maybe he just needs someone to talk to...you know what i mean?

[kentuckyrosesinmay]

Originally Posted by dalakhani

There it is again!!!!!

Okay, ive got an idea. Lets get LITF into therapy right now. We can get a horse whisperer out to wherever he is currently being stable and lets figure out why "he wasnt himself".

Perhaps we can get him some Paxil?

Maybe he has A.D.D and we can get him some horsey Ritalin?

Or maybe he just needs someone to talk to...you know what i mean?

You're about ready to get proved wrong. I just pulled up all of LITF's PPs and have discovered some crucial information. I will post it tomorrow because I have to go now. It tells me that he wasn't right because he runs in patterns and his patterns have been off this year indicating that something is wrong with him. According to the patterns he runs in, he should have ran a top in the BC Sprint. I seriously don't think it was the fact that he can't face GI sprinters. I want to get to the bottom of this. I could be wrong, but I do think that something went wrong with LITF around BC Sprint time. The numbers indicate that something went wrong. He hasn't been running the patterns since the BC Sprint.

[dalakhani]

Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay

You're about ready to get proved wrong. I just pulled up all of LITF's PPs and have discovered some crucial information. I will post it tomorrow because I have to go now.

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH...the cliffhanger! The drama...the excitement...

"crucial information"

Now, can i have some wine to go with that CHEESE?

[1st_Saturday_in_May]

I'm still not sure why "he wasnt himself" isnt a valid excuse.

[dalakhani]

Originally Posted by 1st_Saturday_in_May

I'm still not sure why "he wasnt himself" isnt a valid excuse.

Of course not! He is himself when he wins and he is not himself when he loses. Its totally psychological.

We have a couple of experts looking into this right now and they will be back with "crucial information" later on.

Stay tuned.

Originally Posted by 1st_Saturday_in_May

I'm still not sure why "he wasnt himself" isnt a valid excuse.

Ummm ... like because you never really can like know fer shur when a horse isn't himself ... because like I heard that horses don't like to talk about themselves ... like they're really introspective ... and they like have this thing where they keep everything bottled up inside ... and you can't get them to share their feelings ... and it's really like sad because they're so caring and sensitive ... and you like want to just give them a hug and say, "Hello ... I know you don't want to discuss this ... and believe me I've been there myself" ... and you just kind of sit there and wonder like, "Hello ... is this horse really hurting ... is this horse like really wanting to say something?" ... and all you can do is wonder?

Like ... is that what you mean?

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite

Ummm ... like because you never really can like know fer shur when a horse isn't himself ... because like I heard that horses don't like to talk about themselves ... like they're really introspective ... and they like have this thing where they keep everything bottled up inside ... and you can't get them to share their feelings ... and it's really like sad because they're so caring and sensitive ... and you like want to just give them a hug and say, "Hello ... I know you don't want to discuss this ... and believe me I've been there myself" ... and you just kind of sit there and wonder like, "Hello ... is this horse really hurting ... is this horse like really wanting to say something?" ... and all you can do is wonder?

Like ... is that what you mean?

You're a first rate idiot. Like... how is that for you?

[1st_Saturday_in_May]

Like, um, its not even worth discussing anymore. Horse's career low Beyer coming into this is 97 with an average of 106 and runs an 86 and nothing is amiss? If you cant see that something was wrong (perhaps its as simple as the horse has no desire to look another horse in the eye and fight) its just, like...not worth it...

[Pointg5]

I can only imagine the excitement and glee that Bold and Dalakhani must have had when LITF lost...That's great, you picked a horse that would not win, but did not pick the winner, so you had a 10/11 chance of being right, that's some great analysis, really makes me respect your insight and knowledge...

Oh, God ... how will I ever sleep tonight?

[dr. fager]

Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite

Oh, God ... how will I ever sleep tonight?

I just took tomorrow off in anticipation

[TitanSooner]

Originally Posted by dalakhani

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH...the cliffhanger! The drama...the excitement...

"crucial information"

Now, can i have some wine to go with that CHEESE?

I believe it's can I have some CHEESE to go with that WINE..