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Old 10-03-2007, 09:54 PM
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I mean attack. I don't know what aytck is but it might be fun.
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Old 10-03-2007, 09:56 PM
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I mean attack. I don't know what aytck is but it might be fun.
Oh stop with the idiocacy already.
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Old 10-03-2007, 09:56 PM
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Sorry. I'm having trouble focusing tonight. Where were we?


Oh yes! You were about to aytck my swell body.
??


Well..it does sound like fun.




Here...let me pick you up and take you to my den.


Gee...you're admirably light.


Your thighs are to die for.
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Old 10-03-2007, 09:57 PM
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I meant like a wolf...a predator...a savage.........prey.......fresh kill..


...and the like.

So now I'm dinner?????? How romantic.
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Old 10-03-2007, 09:59 PM
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So now I'm dinner?????? How romantic.




If you don't straighten up you will be!

This can go....did I say straighten up? ror!...anyhooo..........you have a very firm dupa as well.




This is getting interesting...aye?
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:00 PM
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I see your thong has MORTIMER embroidered on it....great touch ma'am.
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:01 PM
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This is getting PG-13.

To the PPs thread!!!
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Gosh...do I dare?
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:02 PM
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This is getting PG-13.

To the PPs thread!!!
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quit mekin' me laugh!
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:03 PM
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I see your thong has MORTIMER embroidered on it....great touch ma'am.

I thought that was Monday in French.
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:04 PM
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Debbie-poo...........I must see what hides behind there...throbbing......quivering with desire for this savage animal to show you his long teeth.
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I thought that was Monday in French.
You're not playing along ma'am...now please..lay down.
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:05 PM
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Oy vey.
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I'm sorry. I just can't concentrate tonight. I'm so worried about Kenny.
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Oy vey.
Will you SHUT UP ma'am?
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I'm sorry. I just can't concentrate tonight. I'm so worried about Kenny.
WHAT!?


Who the fucl< is Kenny now!?
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:07 PM
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Do you realize the fine tongue hiding behind these beautiful teeth?
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:08 PM
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WHAT!?


Who the fucl< is Kenny now!?

On South Park. Pay attention! They usually kill him!
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:09 PM
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PAYING ATTENTION!!






GOD YOU'RE STUPID!
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:09 PM
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Do you realize the fine tongue hiding behind these beautiful teeth?

You're a handsome wolf. Black is beautiful.
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