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Old 10-03-2007, 08:43 PM
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Come my sweet...come and let me hold you by the small of your back...which is small.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:46 PM
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And very nice ..if I may say so.



You have lovely eyes....and a very nice nose........those pretty lips.....I must have them.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:46 PM
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Come my sweet...come and let me hold you by the small of your back...which is small.

That's what they all say before they bite the neck.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:48 PM
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That's what they all say before they bite the neck.
Will you stop being a pretzel here?


I have singled you out from the herd....and now you must await my attack.....upon your swell body.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:54 PM
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Will you stop being a pretzel here?


I have singled you out from the herd....and now you must await my attack.....upon your swell body.

Sorry. I'm having trouble focusing tonight. Where were we?


Oh yes! You were about to aytck my swell body.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:54 PM
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I mean attack. I don't know what aytck is but it might be fun.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:56 PM
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I mean attack. I don't know what aytck is but it might be fun.
Oh stop with the idiocacy already.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:56 PM
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Sorry. I'm having trouble focusing tonight. Where were we?


Oh yes! You were about to aytck my swell body.
??


Well..it does sound like fun.




Here...let me pick you up and take you to my den.


Gee...you're admirably light.


Your thighs are to die for.
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