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Old 10-03-2007, 08:41 PM
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What about Debbie!!?




Why she'd be swell!

My what big teeth you have!
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:41 PM
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Oh I'm sure she'll be along any moment now.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:42 PM
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My what big teeth you have!


DEBBIE!!


THUD!!







I mean..DEBBIE!!...THUD!







ror!



Yes I do....and look at those beautiful eyes.....that savage animal instinct.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:43 PM
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Come my sweet...come and let me hold you by the small of your back...which is small.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:46 PM
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Oh I'm sure she'll be along any moment now.

Sorry. I was wandering thru threads. I'll try and stay more focused now.
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And very nice ..if I may say so.



You have lovely eyes....and a very nice nose........those pretty lips.....I must have them.
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Come my sweet...come and let me hold you by the small of your back...which is small.

That's what they all say before they bite the neck.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:47 PM
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Sorry. I was wandering thru threads. I'll try and stay more focused now.
Oh God.



You are ruining this love scene ma'am.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:47 PM
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Mike is your kissing partner....you'll like Mike.
It'd better be a Mike with more than one suit or I'm going to throw up.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:48 PM
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That's what they all say before they bite the neck.
Will you stop being a pretzel here?


I have singled you out from the herd....and now you must await my attack.....upon your swell body.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:49 PM
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It'd better be a Mike with more than one suit or I'm going to throw up.

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But ...DO YOU MIND?
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:50 PM
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New South Park at 10est.


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Old 10-03-2007, 08:51 PM
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But ...DO YOU MIND?
Please tell me he's got something other than that tobacco stained polyester suit in his closet, Mort... please, I beg you.
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It'd better be a Mike with more than one suit or I'm going to throw up.

We'll buy him an extra one.
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Oh these constant interruptions.


DEBBIE!!
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:52 PM
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New South Park at 10est.


God I hope they don't kill Kenny.
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We'll buy him an extra one.

Oh ..there you are...now you must assume the submissive position ma'am.
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:53 PM
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God I hope they don't kill Kenny.
WILL YOU QUIT IT!?



I could just eat you...you know.













oh boy
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:54 PM
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Will you stop being a pretzel here?


I have singled you out from the herd....and now you must await my attack.....upon your swell body.

Sorry. I'm having trouble focusing tonight. Where were we?


Oh yes! You were about to aytck my swell body.
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I meant like a wolf...a predator...a savage.........prey.......fresh kill..


...and the like.
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