I Declare A Fun Day

#1 10-03-2007, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

Morty, your powers failed!

Awful results for me this evening............ In shock.

Today started bad, and got worse. Certainly no fun day! I now announce this day offically closed!

Move on people, nothing to see here.

You took Liverpool?

NoChanceToDance · #2 10-03-2007, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

You took Liverpool?

Liverpool are my team but i didn't bet them.

However, i did bet Milan, Valencia and Bremen.... singles, doubles and trables.

OUCH!

SentToStud · #3 10-03-2007, 05:28 PM

OK, Mort, here's your joke.

DaHoss, Mort and Pillow Pants are on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

DaHoss said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly).

Then Mort said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then Pillow Pants said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and Pillow Pants fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then Pillow Pants said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.

Now Pillow Pants was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

Pillow Pants replied, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom!"

Play on.

#4 10-03-2007, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud

Play on.

What are you doing in Hialeah?

SentToStud · #5 10-03-2007, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

What are you doing in Hialeah?

So you go on editing others' posts and scouring the internet for the lamest photos you can find. At least that guy gets his kicks on his own and perhaps appeals to a lot of people, though not me. You, on the other hand, appeal to a narrower group, just DaHoss and Morty.

For you, that's probably going to be a top highlight of your year, if not your life. Congratulations.

I'll be in Hialeah Friday.

SentToStud · #6 10-03-2007, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I take it back. You are very funny. That joke is evidence. Comics everywhere are shaking in their boots that you don't retire from your lucrative mowing the lawn gig and turn to comedy.

You're forgiven.

Mortimer · #7 10-03-2007, 06:10 PM

What about a great seguey into tonight...how about DEB-RAH?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY8j-8oktTQ