I Declare A Fun Day

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You are such a yutz.








So ok....here's is what you must do. Make sure you have brushed your teeth and used a proper mouthwash...we want to taste pretty for Thebby.



Mow when she gets here......you march right up to her with a nice smile.

You take her gently yet firmly by the hips and pull her right to you. You then moisten your lips and plant them on one her hers. ....which you gently caress.Then you do the same to the remaining uncaressed lip. Now....you should,if you're doing this right, sense a reaction right about now. So you must slide your hands to her dupa pulling her in a little tighter and then kiss both of her lippy-poos with both of yours......with a part . If she does not part hers and invite you in........well you have fucl<ed up and must start over.



Now print this out and have it with you so you don't fucl< up.

Which lips are you talking about?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Which lips are you talking about?

Must I scold you?


If they get that far.....why we'll take it up at that time.I'm sure Hossy will need further instruction.







He failed tulips....don't ya know.

[SentToStud]

The trioka is posting at a very high level today. Nice to see.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

The trioka is posting at a very high level today. Nice to see.

Good to see the singularity havig fun.

Originally Posted by SentToStud

The trioka is posting at a very high level today. Nice to see.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Now this is so nice to see.

[Mortimer]

Mommy Dearest and Dave Mayson are the latest pairing.

[Mortimer]

Hossy?


Are ya there?

[Buffymommy]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mommy Dearest and Dave Mayson are the latest pairing.

Who is Dave Mayson?

You know my hubby doesn't take kindly to me being paired with anyone else morty.

[Buffymommy]

Pillow,

Ya have a hard time with spelling huh? Sorry about that.

[Buffymommy]

Ya bored Morty?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

Ya bored Morty?

MORTE' is never bored!


Here ...have fun....ah wonder if she can cook?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7BmrewitiA

[Mortimer]

hmmm..I guess ya could take Hossy's kissing instruction 2 ways.


I meant it in only the most poetic form of mouth to mouth.



Pillow...you are filthy...surely you are.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Must I scold you?


If they get that far.....why we'll take it up at that time.I'm sure Hossy will need further instruction.







He failed tulips....don't ya know.

Oh well I was mistaken. I'm gonna have to decline the Sighty-Poo offer.