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Old 10-03-2007, 10:40 AM
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ANDREW SIR!


I want you and BrownSugar to get in here and give each other a nice kissy-poo.

You can go further if you so wish.....but let's have a kissy-poo and be nice to each other.You KNOW you both secretly really do admire the other.


You ,too, Dru......................well maybe not.
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:44 AM
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I also would like to see Hossy and Thebby kiss in here.



Not that they need to make up over anything.

I just think it would be exciting to watch that.



Ah told ya this was going to be a fun day!
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:52 AM
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Here's another kissing pairing:





Dispencer and Dimmy.
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:54 AM
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DrugS said he would like to perform his sock tricks to DescreetCat clips.



I guess I'll have to allow it.




















BUT BLECH!!
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:59 AM
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Thud!
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:15 PM
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Thud!
HA!



Wait until you see who you're paired with.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:01 PM
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WHOO HOO !!

FUN DAY !!


What's more fun than making fun of noodles?

http://www.ndspn.com
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Old 10-03-2007, 11:01 AM
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I hope that blech wasn't for DC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni1-N...elated&search=

Pencil me in for the next official HAPPYFUNDAY. I'll pass today.
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Old 10-03-2007, 11:03 AM
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What in tarnation?
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:18 PM
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What in tarnation?

ror!







You will kiss Sighty-poo.


Make her BELIEVE you MEAN it!
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:16 PM
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I hope that blech wasn't for DC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni1-N...elated&search=

Pencil me in for the next official HAPPYFUNDAY. I'll pass today.

Number 4 is always a winner.





Oh come on now BrownSugar.

How about just a hug then?
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:19 PM
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You are a VERY bad man. VERY

ror!!

Oh you love it and you know it.


Do ya need instructions here!?
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:23 PM
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YA adon't have to stick with these pairings...just have fun...that's all you HAVE to do!
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:29 PM
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Here's a HAPPY SONG!


EVERYBODY SING!!!!!!!!!






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7BmrewitiA
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:37 PM
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So you are saying we can mix and match? This could get fun...


Absolutely.


Anyone who has entered here is fair game.










Just leave me alone you swine.



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Old 10-03-2007, 12:36 PM
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Yes please
You are such a yutz.








So ok....here's is what you must do. Make sure you have brushed your teeth and used a proper mouthwash...we want to taste pretty for Thebby.



Mow when she gets here......you march right up to her with a nice smile.

You take her gently yet firmly by the hips and pull her right to you. You then moisten your lips and plant them on one her hers. ....which you gently caress.Then you do the same to the remaining uncaressed lip. Now....you should,if you're doing this right, sense a reaction right about now. So you must slide your hands to her dupa pulling her in a little tighter and then kiss both of her lippy-poos with both of yours......with a part . If she does not part hers and invite you in........well you have fucl<ed up and must start over.



Now print this out and have it with you so you don't fucl< up.
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:38 PM
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Quote:
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You are such a yutz.








So ok....here's is what you must do. Make sure you have brushed your teeth and used a proper mouthwash...we want to taste pretty for Thebby.



Mow when she gets here......you march right up to her with a nice smile.

You take her gently yet firmly by the hips and pull her right to you. You then moisten your lips and plant them on one her hers. ....which you gently caress.Then you do the same to the remaining uncaressed lip. Now....you should,if you're doing this right, sense a reaction right about now. So you must slide your hands to her dupa pulling her in a little tighter and then kiss both of her lippy-poos with both of yours......with a part . If she does not part hers and invite you in........well you have fucl<ed up and must start over.



Now print this out and have it with you so you don't fucl< up.
Which lips are you talking about?
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:42 PM
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Which lips are you talking about?

Must I scold you?


If they get that far.....why we'll take it up at that time.I'm sure Hossy will need further instruction.







He failed tulips....don't ya know.
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:42 PM
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The trioka is posting at a very high level today. Nice to see.
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:42 PM
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Ya bored Morty?
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