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Old 10-01-2007, 07:59 PM
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Okay that sounds really familiar!

My Mom would have to tell me to lie and say i fought with my sister.
So what we have learned here is that as children we were taught to lie in the name of God. No wonder I left the Catholic church.
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:50 PM
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So what we have learned here is that as children we were taught to lie in the name of God. No wonder I left the Catholic church.
Yeah the few times I'm asked my religion, i always say a recovering Catholic.
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Old 10-01-2007, 09:35 PM
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Yeah the few times I'm asked my religion, i always say a recovering Catholic.

I always say "none of the above"!
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:57 AM
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Yeah the few times I'm asked my religion, i always say a recovering Catholic.

Drool.


Oh my gosh!

My phooey...sorry.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:24 AM
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Yeah the few times I'm asked my religion, i always say a recovering Catholic.
ha! me too!
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:31 AM
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Who does Miss GoodBar think she's kidding here?
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:36 AM
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Her penance were probably censored.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:54 AM
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I can hear Dannie now.....

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...for I have sinned. My last confession was 7 boys ago.


Oh my God!!



Excuse me Father...I meant DAYS ago.I talked to someone who was a nonCatholic.



Then I had sex with him.


DOGGONE IT!




I mean then I put a hex on him ...since he wasn't Catholic.



I ate Mike....YOW!!!!....I mean MEAT on Friday!

Oh gosh Father...forgive me.


I don't know who's.........PHOOEY!...I mean what's got into me.



Oh all right....I'm a very bad girl.





But I am not falling for the Father Ryan penance deal here....so don't try that one on me.
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:56 AM
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So what we have learned here is that as children we were taught to lie in the name of God. No wonder I left the Catholic church.

Drool.






Oh!....I am soooo sorry...wrong person!
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