Horsey for Morty

Mortimer · #1 10-01-2007, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

2,1. Great smile and she has the look of a bad girl in her eye. 1 looks like a bitch.

Where do you see that in 2's eyes?

I see a snot...you'll never get a blow job out of her...my good friend.

Mortimer · #2 10-01-2007, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

She's a snot no doubt, but I kind of like bitchy girls. I think you might be underestimating my charm Morty. I'm much more than a pretty face.

!!

ror!

But bitchy girls are only fun 10% of the time....the rest is an absolute excursion into hell.

Mortimer · #3 10-01-2007, 10:44 AM

I like bratty better than bitchy.

SentToStud · #4 10-01-2007, 10:46 AM

One would think you should take whatever infrequently might come your way.

Mortimer · #5 10-01-2007, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud

One would think you should take whatever infrequently might come your way.

Yes...one would.

Especially if one went through life with blinkers on and balls removed.

SentToStud · #6 10-01-2007, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I've seen your picture. You should talk.

Which one? There's been a few.

Mortimer · #7 10-01-2007, 11:17 AM

I have a feeling PillowPants knows.

SentToStud · #8 10-01-2007, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

I have a feeling PillowPants knows.

lol. I'm sure he'll show up here thus completing the derby trail "braintrust" contribution to the thread. Off to Fort Meyers. Have a grand day.

Mortimer · #9 10-01-2007, 10:47 AM

Oh....send Thebby some candy and lillies today......put my name on the "sender" line.

Say...."I love you,Thebby"....or something roughly equal to.

paisjpq · #10 10-01-2007, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

But bitchy girls are only fun 10% of the time....the rest is an absolute excursion into hell.

you love me.

Mortimer · #11 10-01-2007, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

you love me.

SPIT!!

GOO-FOO!

Damn you!

AH DO!

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