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Old 09-30-2007, 08:08 PM
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Me,too....just cathecism.


This is so true:



I told a priest that I ate meat on Friday.


He almost herniated right there in the booth..."WHAT!?...there's a store on every corner...no excuse."




I wanted to tell him..."HEY!....I'm like 7 friggin years old...I ain't got no money...it's my Mom's fault so go yell at her...FOOL!"



But I didn't.

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Old 09-30-2007, 08:14 PM
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My friend would get so scared she'd cry before going in. I never took it seriously because it didn't make any sense to me. I thought God knew everything you did so why did I need a middleman.
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Old 09-30-2007, 08:16 PM
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The Catholics had a lot of mind numbing ideas.





That's why I quit.

Hey....great chatting Riley....I have to go now.

I'm a busy bee!
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