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09-30-2007, 08:19 PM
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Don't worry. I couldn't even say one when I was forced to go to confession as a kid. All I could remember was "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, Blessed are thou amongst women..............." Make up the rest or throw in an Amen. 
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09-30-2007, 08:21 PM
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09-30-2007, 08:38 PM
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I AM impressed. Sixteen years in the Catholic church and I never learned it. OH MY GOD!!!!! ARE YOU A PRIEST????????????????  THUD!
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09-30-2007, 08:52 PM
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SNARF!
Highly amusing ma'am! It's so drilled in my head..that and the Lord's Prayer and the Act of Contrition...and the ..uh....forgot,but it starts....I believe in God the Father..Creator of Heaven and Earth... Believe me..I got so many of these as penance I will never forget them. I should have lied in the booth.
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09-30-2007, 09:03 PM
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My best friend and I used to sit in the pew before we went in and make up what we would say. We were good kids so we didn't have anything to confess. One week I'd say I had fought with my brother and the next she'd take that one and I'd say I fought with my sister. I didn't have to attend Catholic school though. Lucked out there. You?
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09-30-2007, 09:08 PM
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Me,too....just cathecism.
This is so true: I told a priest that I ate meat on Friday. He almost herniated right there in the booth..."WHAT!?...there's a store on every corner...no excuse." I wanted to tell him..."HEY!....I'm like 7 friggin years old...I ain't got no money...it's my Mom's fault so go yell at her...FOOL!" But I didn't. Last edited by Mortimer : 10-02-2007 at 01:04 PM.
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09-30-2007, 11:54 PM
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My Mom would have to tell me to lie and say i fought with my sister. 
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10-01-2007, 04:56 PM
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10-01-2007, 05:43 PM
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I would probably tell him that Wooing is dead and that he has to try harder 
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10-02-2007, 10:47 AM
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she died foaling in 05 or 06 I honestly can't remember....she was pretty old at the time.
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10-01-2007, 05:51 PM
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Many things I say are for effect or to try and get a reaction out of people. I piss off people routinely. But back to the main,important issue. I forgot what it was. Talk to you latah.
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