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07-18-2006, 09:21 AM
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""Why is a Hot Dog FOOTLONG....and a Hamburger a Quarter Pounder ""?
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !! 
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07-18-2006, 10:29 AM
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Why is it called a "driveway" even though you park your car on it and a "parkway" even though you drive your car on it?
And I don't think men who wear skirts are called crossdressers, I believe they're called Scots. 
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07-19-2006, 08:34 AM
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And I don't think men who wear skirts are called crossdressers, I believe they're called Scots.
[/quote]Isnt that called a Kilt ?...
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !!
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07-19-2006, 10:07 AM
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Oh, sure, that's what they SAY... "It's not a skirt! It's a kilt! It's not a purse; it's European!" Hee hee hee. Oh, no yelling. I'm part Scottish myself.
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07-20-2006, 08:49 AM
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Ohhh no are you starting another Jerry S. thread....."" gee, Look @ Jerry in his fur coat, such a fancy ....."" !
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !!
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07-20-2006, 07:20 PM
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Why are they called hemmeroids and not a$$teroids.
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07-20-2006, 07:31 PM
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They'd have to change all the packaging to read "Preparation A" instead of "Preparation H". Now I'd like to know why the Bayer company calls those pills a$$perine if they are intended to get rid of a head ache. Ahh..life's little mysteries.
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