Did the Green Monkey race?

[Merlinsky]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

this goes against my better judgment, but:

actually, he did race this past weekend. they carded a special race for him at the end of the day, and nobody ran against him. it was basically your garden variety walkover. he ran the walkover so flippin fast, nobody even saw him, though his race was picked up by seismographs at cal tech.

Really it'd be win-win for pro and anti-Green Monkey enthusiasts. In a race like that he'd come in first and dead last at the same time.