What Mortimer Did For Me

[Mortimer]

Speegish asks....




..WHO HAS DONE THIS THING?



Who here has snapped at DebODEb?

It was PeeScaheffer...keyboard spazz.

Speegish sees predators already ripping his flesh.This is only the beginning for your Mr. Wizzard. You will be ripped and slashed and cut and ripped some more until you are finished you filthy swine.

Speegish sees no acceptance of his invitation to Canadian Gaf and Dimmy.


Speegish smell cowards and vermin.








Alan Speegish

[Mortimer]

Speegish heard a femer crunch!




But a predater lost a tooth trying to bite that bone head of Mr. Wizzards.

Be careful killers...leave the bone head alone.It's mighty dense.




Alan Speegish.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Speegish heard a femer crunch!




But a predater lost a tooth trying to bite that bone head of Mr. Wizzards.

Be careful killers...leave the bone head alone.It's mighty dense.




Alan Speegish.

Worry not Mr. Speegish. No predator here. Just a highly amused observer.

[Mortimer]

Speegish understands. Fresh Kill is ugly to watch ,but Hosssy is trained to slowly torture the prey.

He's doing a fine job.

Oh....and you're wearing a short skirt. Fine work.






Alan Speegish

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Worry not Mr. Speegish. No predator here. Just a highly amused observer.

SOMEONE HAS DONE ANOTHER THING.






WHO HAS DONE THIS THING??








Where is your SnowyWoods location....Jezzy???























Alan Speegish

[Mortimer]

Speegish thinks Hossy has gone for the throat.. His prey has suffered enough.




The smell of fresh kill permeates the surrounding air. Soon jackals Dimmy and Canadian Guf will sneak in...because....as you all know.......Hossy does not chew his prey....he merely kills it and moves on.








Alan Speegish

[Cajungator26]

Does Speegish = Smeagol (aka Gollum?) from Lord of the Rings?

[Mortimer]

Very nice of you Mr. Hossy.




Cajunatah...Speegish is unaware of this thing.

Maybe the aristocrat PissBoy can give direction here.




Alan Speegish

[timmgirvan]

Speeglish smells his armpits!

[Sightseek]

Dear Mr. Alan Speegish:

Behooved kind sir.

I remain

Very Truly Yours,

Sight-poo

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Mr. Speegish,

I am also Behooved.

Best regards,

Hossy-HO

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Dear Mr. Alan Speegish:

Behooved kind sir.

I remain

Very Truly Yours,

Sight-poo

Would like to echo my bud boardies' sentiments. Mr. Speegish is all class.