Advice from Scav

[Mortimer]

Yes dear.....please get it right.



Actually...I'm still a little slow,but would not have remembered those names anyway.


I am proud to have pulled Mr. Portnoy out of my noodle...however.

[Mortimer]

I give up on asking who the Olsen Sisters and Duke Brothers are..though.

[Mortimer]

I will leave here very soon..sometime tonight.


Oh I know I've been a leavingHO....but I promise I won't return....ah really do.






So how about some nice presents for a change?

Don't fret though because unless someone finds me and kills me first...I will be at Sara's Toga next summer....you can kill me then.

[Mortimer]

And then we'll find out who the REAL HO's are!


=:>

[Indian Charlie]

i know you already know who the duke brothers and the olsen twins are mortimer, but just so you can stop asking, i'll tell you anyways.

the duke brothers, mortimer and randolph, were crusty old men from the 1980's movie, trading places. they placed a bet, for $1, that they could ruin the life of one of their associates and replace him with a homeless person in their brokerage firm (i think that's what they were).

they were kind of funny, in a morty sort of way.

the olsen twins are these bobble head brainless blondes that were spawned by the devil himself.

they were on some really bad tv show if i remember. americas funniest home videos i think.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

i know you already know who the duke brothers and the olsen twins are mortimer, but just so you can stop asking, i'll tell you anyways.

the duke brothers, mortimer and randolph, were crusty old men from the 1980's movie, trading places. they placed a bet, for $1, that they could ruin the life of one of their associates and replace him with a homeless person in their brokerage firm (i think that's what they were).

they were kind of funny, in a morty sort of way.

the olsen twins are these bobble head brainless blondes that were spawned by the devil himself.

they were on some really bad tv show if i remember. americas funniest home videos i think.

Thanks so much...but why does everyone insist I know something when I don't!?

I never heard of this 2 pair and still they are foreign to me..but at least I know what was meant now.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

And then we'll find out who the REAL HO's are!


=:>

speaking of HO's.

Where's our favorite HO tonight, IvanHo? is there some sort of nascar awards ceremony she's watching?

[Antitrust32]

thank you morty


i know i am smart!


(smart a ss)

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

thank you morty


i know i am smart!


(smart a ss)

Well you sure are..and I'm really sorry about my complete lapse of reality.

But with the rewording considered......the guy was pointing to himself....in a mirror or window reflection...whateveah.....so when he said "that mans Father is my Fathers's son....he was talking about himself.