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Old 08-27-2007, 08:26 PM
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i'll leave the obvious HO jokes to others, but if i may comment on your observation, a one or two game get together is an entirely different animal than the rec softball leagues that are populated by no-lifers who's worlds end with every call that goes against them, every lost game they shoulda won, every ball that was a strike, every strike that was a ball and so on.

one of my favorite examples was when i asked this woman to remove her earring as she came to bat. I explained to her that this was a league rule that certain types of jewelry were potentially dangerous and for their own safety, blah blah blah. She was about to comply peacefully when her idiot manager came storming up to me and at point blank range started yelling at me that this rule violated her religious beliefs and was a breach of her constitutional rights.

I ejected the moron out of the game and the nice woman took the earring off with a confused sheepish look on her face.

One incident I enjoyed immensely was when I was watching my friend umpire a game. There was this one super uptight A-type personality born again playing that always flew off the handle at any close call that went against him. He was the type that would SCREAM at the top of his lungs while his face turns red and veins in the forehead would start to pulsate like they are about to blow.

This night he chose to pitch, and my friend, who like all of us, despised this guy, decided to give him a bad night. About one or two times per inning, my friend would call a pitch high when it wasn't or flat when it wasn't. You could see the rage in this guys eyes and you could also tell he was being messed with. I was sitting behind the home plate area watching and I was laughing my ass off quite visibly and loudly.

My friend refused to take any offense at this guy complaining, and soon enough he just shut up as he realized there was no hope for him. My friend this whole time was stone faced, but would turn around once awhile and wink at me. I haven't laughed so hard since being arrested once!

Anyways, eventually this guy couldn't take it. After three bad pitch calls in the same at bat, he took the ball back from the catcher and just stood on the mound glaring at my friend for about 15 seconds. He turned fire engine red and then yelled out "Fucl< this, I can't take it anymore!" and threw the ball straight down and stomped off to play first base. If i had had a video camera with me, I'd have won 100k by submitting that video to one of those cheesy tv shows!
OK, I get the point. This one time at band camp... I...
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:31 PM
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OK, I get the point. This one time at band camp... I...

Do tell! All us dudes on here enjoy cajun stories, rumors and innuendos!

except for maybe sniper.
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:34 PM
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Do tell! All us dudes on here enjoy cajun stories, rumors and innuendos!

except for maybe sniper.
Not sure there are any rumors left, although I'm sure that Mortician will come up with something soon.
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:38 PM
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Not sure there are any rumors left, although I'm sure that Mortician will come up with something soon.
Is that Irish girl one of your students?
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:39 PM
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Is that Irish girl one of your students?
Who?
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:42 PM
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Who?

What?
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:48 PM
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What?
When?
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:42 PM
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Is that Irish girl one of your students?
that irish chick is pretty hot, isnt she?

imagine my disappointment when i figured out the person who uses that avatar is a dude!
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:42 PM
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Who is the Irish girl? What did I miss?
The one with her zipper down.
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:44 PM
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i guess it's safe to say that both cajun and dahoss dont notice hot chicks!

the irish girl is the chick in suffolk shippers avatar, post #2. the chick with those big bulges in her green tshirt and the unzipped zipper. actually, i hadn't noticed that before morty pointed it out!
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:49 PM
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Oh okay. See it now. I think DrugS needs to post some pictures of some HO's and we can rate them. It's fun, tell them Morty.

OK.






Oh okay. See it now. I think DrugS needs to post some pictures of some HO's and we can rate them.
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:12 PM
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Do tell! All us dudes on here enjoy cajun stories, rumors and innuendos!

except for maybe sniper.
Huh? What the hell did I miss?
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:23 PM
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Huh? What the hell did I miss?
there was a rumor floating around about sniperho and cajunho
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:24 PM
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there was a rumor floating around about sniperho and cajunho
Sometimes I swear this place must be middle school.
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:25 PM
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OK, the girls can play this came too....my #1
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:26 PM
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OK, the girls can play this came too....my #1


oh god, why did i have to click on that.


thebby please remove sightseeks post
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:28 PM
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oh god, why did i have to click on that.


thebby please remove sightseeks post

gotta say...not my type at all....but if the girls stay then so does the meat.
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:33 PM
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ok, the girls can play this game too...


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Old 08-27-2007, 10:34 PM
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oh god, why did i have to click on that.


thebby please remove sightseeks post
Sucker!

OK, I got one for you, the hottest chick on the planet...
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:54 PM
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oh god, why did i have to click on that.


thebby please remove sightseeks post
Hell no, are you nuts?! That's RKO... fine ass motha fugga he is.
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