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Old 08-27-2007, 09:21 AM
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Hard to be a HO when you're sleeping at the bar.
Some say that's the easiest way.







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Old 08-27-2007, 09:30 AM
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UnclyTrustHO...



...I award you ten blueberry pies for being one of the few great sporty's here.


Your fine work is to die for.







OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:49 PM
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UnclyTrustHO...



...I award you ten blueberry pies for being one of the few great sporty's here.


Your fine work is to die for.







OOOOOOOOOO

thank you Morty, i've been craving blueberry pies from you for weeks!
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:52 PM
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UnclyTrust!!



Shame on you!
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:57 PM
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by the way my fine bud boardy,


I though of you at work today



there was a horse entered by the name of.... get this...


CityofLights

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Old 08-27-2007, 09:08 PM
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by the way my fine bud boardy,


I though of you at work today



there was a horse entered by the name of.... get this...


CityofLights

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NNNO!






Really?


How did he do?
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:15 PM
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NNNO!






Really?


How did he do?

she scratched unfortunately. Going to wait to make her debut in this year's Breeders Cup Classic I assume.


http://www.drf.com/entries/27/eSAR27.html?rn=604023


5th race, number 12 (for excellence).
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:23 PM
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The attention... the need to be noticed
and accepted are boundless.

he be a bright little boy
with something missing.

I pray to God before I rest
Mortone he take a mental test.

Really Morton the thing that is really interesting is that you have a number of supposed adults awaiting your posts. (I guess I would be in that category).

so i puts you on ignore and things lead back to you in some way.
You have made yourself into a commercial for the site. The number of hits would go down, advertising would plummet, the world would cease to rotate
on its axis...

[SIZE="1"](veilded attempt at building ego for further experimentation into this phenomena that inhabits this and other boards)[/size]

I guess everyone on a board has a role to play and if they dont fit into a role, a character change to fit a niche as yet uninhabited is in order?
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:42 AM
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Hossy,

Just so you know, I'm on my way over to your house.

Hope to make it before dinner time.

I'm going to fucl< you, fucl< every member of your family, and even fucl< all your pets.
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:12 AM
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Leave my dog out of this sir.



!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:43 AM
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I would just like to state that for the record, that I did not fornicate with Sighty-Poo. I am still a virgin.
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Then either you are a virgin or a BIG LIAH!


Let's see if you still have a Hymen Roth avatar on your pud.









Speaking of puds....


...I uderstand MORTYHOINSIDEHISHEAD and The Gardener are now board pudddies.







=:>
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:45 AM
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Then either you are a virgin or a BIG LIAH!


Let's see if you still have a Hymen Roth avatar on your pud.









Speaking of puds....


...I uderstand MORTYHOINSIDEHISHEAD and The Gardener are now board pudddies.







=:>
'Tis true...unfortunately Hossy can not attend the Ho-Down.
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:49 AM
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'Tis true...unfortunately Hossy can not attend the Ho-Down.

ror!!



HIGHLY AMUSING MA'AMSKI!






We must choose sumwun..I mean someone..to wash off that Roth avatar.

What do you think?.....perhaps VideoGaGaGirl?
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