Bon Voyage

[Byebyemermaid]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Have a relaxing cruise.

Was that not the vessel that everyone on board had bouts of explosive bowel movements and projectile vomitting?
The vessel that they could never figure out why...

Ahhhh. It was probably a one time event.

You know Patrick i think i read that in the maritime news also.Now that you've brought that UP, not to use a pun on words should i succumb to it i'm going to make the captain take me right to Laramie Trail in San Antonio so i can share it with you.Enjoy the rest of your summer.Mark.

Originally Posted by Byebyemermaid

You know Patrick i think i read that in the maritime news also.Now that you've brought that UP, not to use a pun on words should i succumb to it i'm going to make the captain take me right to Laramie Trail in San Antonio so i can share it with you.Enjoy the rest of your summer.Mark.

Cool.
Just give it to my wife please.
We will let her figure it out.

Dont forget your Personal Flotation Device.
They sell em at Walmart with a little pocket
specially made that has prepackaged the Peptobismol.

Also. Dont Pirate Talk. I tried Pirate Talk on a cruise
and they beat me. They said it was akin to saying
you are a terrorist on an Arline Flight. They strapped
me to the yaaaRRRd arm and lashed meself.

They also claimed I harrassed other mates. So dont
yell THAR SHE BLOWS into the Captain's ear when
an especially large passenger on deck walks past
the bow. I thought I would be helpful. Dont you
fall into this trap because I know you are the type
to take on the task of insuring the safety of the
vessel just like I did.

GET it out of your system before you board.
Lord knows its tempting to Pirate Talk on a cruise.

Originally Posted by Danzig

pgard, the fly in the ointment....lol pat, where do you come up with this stuff???

I like funnin good people.
Mark is good people.
So are you.

[somerfrost]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Cool.
Just give it to my wife please.
We will let her figure it out.

Dont forget your Personal Flotation Device.
They sell em at Walmart with a little pocket
specially made that has prepackaged the Peptobismol.

Also. Dont Pirate Talk. I tried Pirate Talk on a cruise
and they beat me. They said it was akin to saying
you are a terrorist on an Arline Flight. They strapped
me to the yaaaRRRd arm and lashed meself.

They also claimed I harrassed other mates. So dont
yell THAR SHE BLOWS into the Captain's ear when
an especially large passenger on deck walks past
the bow. I thought I would be helpful. Dont you
fall into this trap because I know you are the type
to take on the task of insuring the safety of the
vessel just like I did.

GET it out of your system before you board.
Lord knows its tempting to Pirate Talk on a cruise.



I like funnin good people.
Mark is good people.
So are you.

Great to hear, enjoy your cruise...I'm told there is nothing more relaxing! Best wishes...John