Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[SentToStud]

There once was a boy named Mort
Who truly enjoyed holding court
As he types in the nude
Eating his lunch of bird food
He waits for his child support.

Now Morty's an only child
Raised by wolves out there in the wild
He's got a poor working bladder
But it's really no matter
His mom had the entire house tiled.

Mort's mother is whole other story
And his birth was rather quite gory
As Morty popped out
The doctor did shout
Who ordered the chicken caccitore?

Now, it has never been easy for Mort
He stunk at both school and sports
Other kids made him squeal
Like a beat baby seal
While he scratched at his genital warts.

In the end, Morty is just a bit sick
And thinks his d1ck is a pogo stick
He's confused why it hurts
He asks what's that stuff that it squirts?
While he bangs his head with a brick.

At times, Morty says he is Forrest Gump
Or perhaps it was some other chump
I am done with this for now
I don't even know how
I wrote this while taking a dump.