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Old 08-21-2007, 01:23 PM
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now i know who dillinger is!

morticia's alternate world is quite engrossing.

by the way, since sightless seems to be flirting now with morticia, we're going to have to change her name.

i think she should go by the name of frightseek.
You're obviously the one with the obsession who keeps posting about him in every thread.
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Old 08-21-2007, 01:35 PM
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You're obviously the one with the obsession who keeps posting about him in every thread.
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Hey!...I think ya just got short circuited there Mr. Semiconductor!
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:25 PM
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is there a pretty lady in sighty

i think there is..her allure so mighty

does she have a black belt in beauty

why..yes she does ....you foolish newbee


to you i speak dimian charlee

as you squawk on your training wheeled harley

you talk the talk of a player out to lunch

and walk the walk of the ParisHiltonFunBunch


but this is not about you mr. semiconductor

for you impede with your strange inductor

this is about the pretty so true

the flaxen haired sighty-poo


just to say

her fragrant sway

comes and goes

in rhyming prose


such a way she has with horseys

she cannot stay....they ask for more moresys

and who can blame these nice creatures

for wanting more of sighty's features


a single splash of her aura

will surely put one on the floora

a single smile from her face

and for a while I lose my space




OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:33 PM
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Lifetime Supply Of Pies!!!!!!
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:45 PM
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Old 08-21-2007, 04:11 PM
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I am behooved to grace your signature with the Magnificent Thebby
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Old 08-21-2007, 06:28 PM
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I am behooved to grace your signature with the Magnificent Thebby

I think the ode pushed you over the edge.





I know it did me.
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:42 PM
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wow morticia, morty, harold, etc!!!

i am curious though. your epic poem/song was posted just 11 minutes after my last post, which makes me think you've been saving that up for awhile!

it's all becoming crystal clear now.

i gotta go oil my training wheels now.


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is there a pretty lady in sighty

i think there is..her allure so mighty

does she have a black belt in beauty

why..yes she does ....you foolish newbee


to you i speak dimian charlee

as you squawk on your training wheeled harley

you talk the talk of a player out to lunch

and walk the walk of the ParisHiltonFunBunch


but this is not about you mr. semiconductor

for you impede with your strange inductor

this is about the pretty so true

the flaxen haired sighty-poo


just to say

her fragrant sway

comes and goes

in rhyming prose


such a way she has with horseys

she cannot stay....they ask for more moresys

and who can blame these nice creatures

for wanting more of sighty's features


a single splash of her aura

will surely put one on the floora

a single smile from her face

and for a while I lose my space




OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:45 PM
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wow morticia, morty, harold, etc!!!

i am curious though. your epic poem/song was posted just 11 minutes after my last post, which makes me think you've been saving that up for awhile!

it's all becoming crystal clear now.

i gotta go oil my training wheels now.


not so...I write with inspiration...either it's there or it's not


by the way...i admire your mickey mouse colors very much
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Old 08-22-2007, 10:28 AM
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I wish it were no. 11...but for right now it's only 7






~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
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Old 08-22-2007, 10:54 AM
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I can't stand it, Morty... I really can't. I have to fix it:

~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo does too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:16 AM
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I can't stand it, Morty... I really can't. I have to fix it:

~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo does too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
That was actually intentional
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Old 08-21-2007, 07:00 PM
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I think it's time for an encore presentation:

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is there a pretty lady in sighty

i think there is..her allure so mighty

does she have a black belt in beauty

why..yes she does ....you foolish newbee


to you i speak dimian charlee

as you squawk on your training wheeled harley

you talk the talk of a player out to lunch

and walk the walk of the ParisHiltonFunBunch


but this is not about you mr. semiconductor

for you impede with your strange inductor

this is about the pretty so true

the flaxen haired sighty-poo


just to say

her fragrant sway

comes and goes

in rhyming prose


such a way she has with horseys

she cannot stay....they ask for more moresys

and who can blame these nice creatures

for wanting more of sighty's features


a single splash of her aura

will surely put one on the floora

a single smile from her face

and for a while I lose my space




OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 08-21-2007, 07:30 PM
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I think it's time for an encore presentation:

rule-eng un ze flour!!!
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:14 PM
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You're obviously the one with the obsession who keeps posting about him in every thread.
frightseek, what's not to obsess about??!

though i'm not sure two threads constitutes posting in every thread about morticia, he is my favorite poster!

i enjoy his posts even more than i enjoyed pg1985's, my former #1 obsession!

i think i'm even more obsessed with morticia than i am with the green morty, which is saying something!!
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:17 PM
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i think i'm even more obsessed with morticia than i am with the green morty, which is saying something!!
I'm telling the green donkey on you.
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:28 PM
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I'm telling the green donkey on you.

The Cajunatah....mekin' copies.





You know, Cage, I must give you great credit for being so sporty with Mortyretorty.

Some of the obnoxious here just don't hear.



I have enjoyed back and forth with you.











Oh boy.









You know what I'm sayin'.







Anyways.....you're a fine sporty.
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:19 PM
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frightseek, what's not to obsess about??!

though i'm not sure two threads constitutes posting in every thread about morticia, he is my favorite poster!

i enjoy his posts even more than i enjoyed pg1985's, my former #1 obsession!

i think i'm even more obsessed with morticia than i am with the green morty, which is saying something!!
Well just remember, it's not healthy to obsess.
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:30 PM
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Well, it seems Harold (Mort's real name) has survived the beating.

Bruno and Fat Tony from Detroit were supposed to do the job but tried for more money.

The beating was, instead, administered by the Olsen twins as they were more than happy to make a few dollars.

They were supposed to brand Harold with the "SentBySentToStud" iron but I'm told they beat him senseless with a couple strands of linguini.

Next time, I'll get either Martha Stewart or Bobo Brazil to do the job.
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