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Old 08-18-2007, 01:29 AM
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just what the heck is a thebby anyways?
Theb is sort of Beth backwards....Beth is pais
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Old 08-18-2007, 10:48 AM
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Hello.


Unlike the 7 Pillars of Stone on this board....I don't know someone who knows Mortimer.

I know him myself.I am a very pretty girl...one of many he has. I wanted to say it is anther poster who wishes for this to hit 666...not Mortimer.That someone ( by the way..I know someone who knows this someone and they said he is a GROWN MAN! YES!!) is IC.....ad he is a railroad conductor in training.


He's a semiconductor.




IC is.



















Don't ya know.
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Old 08-18-2007, 06:57 PM
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Hi.

I'm SimpleSimonThePieMan....better known on the i-net as Stevie Bogs.

Mortimer lets me use his screen name to come here as I am too lazy to register.I hope the ****** da hoss isn't around.

I have looked things over and have come up with a TopTen Doorknob ranking.I also want to change yon Dellingers name to Stupid.

Here is my list:




10.....Darden

9....A Rion

8....JaneMan

7....GroovesInsideHisHead

6....Mr.Lizzard...I mean Wizzard

5....Snarlin'Jim The Big Sissy

4....Diaper

3....Dispencer

2....HeadOfStone

1....Stupid






I think theyall deserve a big round of applause.

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I underestimated Yep..BentMahPud .I move him from 5th to second.

I also change his name to HeadOfStone.

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Old 08-18-2007, 09:28 PM
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YOO-HOO!

Hi all...I'm AuntyCooby using Mortimers account here.

I forgot mine.


I'm just a little south of Ditzy.....LOL!




I've been trying to follow along at home. The Panda doesn't think I do a very good job of that.That's OK...I just invite my detracters over for lunch.

Is Diaper a crazy person...or what? What about this Stupid guy? How come women keep divorcing him?

Saw Dispencer's picture.I sure wouldn't claim that is myspace. I'd call it sumwunelsesspace.



Morty...you made fun of me and The Care-La as CWD's again!!!







But he's such a cutie-pie we just love him to death.You beasts here leave him alone.
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Old 08-19-2007, 01:31 AM
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as i lay on the floor doing my stretches (have fun with that morty!) i had a full scale riot going on around me as my ferrets were playing.

for some reason, this brought morty to mind.

i don't know what my point in this post is, but it got me to thinking.

what it got me to thinking about was that we really need to make a concerted effort to get pg1985 back on these boards and then we need to unleash him on morty.

between pg's keen insights into the human mind and his devastatingly sarcastic wit, he would make minced meat pie out of ole' morty!

i think he'd make his head implode, which would be an interesting event to witness.

anyways, 5 more posts to go for # 666!! the number of the mortician.
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Old 08-19-2007, 12:21 PM
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1 moe
who wants it
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Old 08-19-2007, 12:26 PM
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I am CM Oreo. It beats being a Vanilla Wafer.



The Care-La gave me Morty's account. She gives me everything. I am her trained eunuch.




But I noticed The Semiconducter was stretching at 2 AM. Doesn't he know that 's how Yep....BentMahPud bent his pud?



Oh what do I know.


I'll say anything no matter how goofy it sounds.....as long as The Care-La keeps me on a pedestal.

I hate ploytrack.
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Old 08-20-2007, 05:47 PM
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(Rollin' mah winder down here)


Hey!!


Charlee and DingBat.





Ya'all got any Gray Poo-Pown??


Well yer a gonna need it....those fastballs need more mustard.
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Old 08-20-2007, 06:36 PM
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I am turning off my ability to see filthy pm's.



I have about had it with you doorknobs out there.
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Old 08-20-2007, 08:35 PM
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(Rollin' mah winder down here)

Hey!!

Charlee and DingBat.

Ya'all got any Gray Poo-Pown??

Well yer a gonna need it....those fastballs need more mustard.
weak.

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Old 08-20-2007, 08:52 AM
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Hi.

I'm SimpleSimonThePieMan....better known on the i-net as Stevie Bogs.

Mortimer lets me use his screen name to come here as I am too lazy to register.I hope the ****** da hoss isn't around.

I have looked things over and have come up with a TopTen Doorknob ranking.I also want to change yon Dellingers name to Stupid.

Here is my list:




10.....Darden

9....A Rion

8....JaneMan

7....GroovesInsideHisHead

6....Mr.Lizzard...I mean Wizzard

5....Snarlin'Jim The Big Sissy

4....Diaper

3....Dispencer

2....HeadOfStone

1....Stupid






I think theyall deserve a big round of applause.

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I underestimated Yep..BentMahPud .I move him from 5th to second.

I also change his name to HeadOfStone.
Fourth, Portly? Go Fu|< yourself.
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Old 08-20-2007, 09:17 AM
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This is Thebby,Debbie,Sighty-Poo,BrownSugar and Dannie-Poo again.





The Semiconductor is a PotatoChip and Diaper is a Fruit-Of-The-Loon.
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Old 08-20-2007, 03:19 PM
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This is Thebby,Debbie,Sighty-Poo,BrownSugar and Dannie-Poo again.





The Semiconductor is a PotatoChip and Diaper is a Fruit-Of-The-Loon.

yup!

and the mortician got post #666!
yay!!
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Old 08-20-2007, 03:34 PM
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yup!

and the mortician got post #666!
yay!!
I could have took it but I wanted him to have it
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