Boring Thread

[Sightseek]

Morty...no thread of yours could ever be boring.

[Mortimer]

This is so true.


Mighty kind of you ma'amage.




The Good Lord knows I have tried to be an interesting particpant here. I have done my doggoned best to get along with people.Oh maybe I threw a friendly jab her and there;just to try and relax everyone a bit.

I have tried to talk horseys and share with others when allowed in GenPop.I have tried to play the good citizen role in complimenting people on their body parts ,appendages and what have you. I have tried to be a good neighbor.I have tried my darndest in almost every case.

You would think I be treated as an equal and accepted...wouldn't you?












Buuut nnnnnnnoooooOOOOOOOOO.













I guess it simply goes to show that you can't please everyone.



I am such a nice man it really is a shame some of these nasty foghorn leghorns won't let me display that fine quality within me.




Thank you Sighty-Poo.


If you ever turn out ..and I hope that day never comes...but if you do....don't compete agaist CajunHO.

Give her a break...it's tough enough for her as it is.

[Mortimer]

But I do hope my haters have a good future...I do pray for them.


Let us pray now for these misfortunates:





Dear Lord....please....watch over these dimwits here.They know not what they do.If there were a way to give them a serviceable brain..I pray they receive one as soon as possible.

Not given that...please.. maybe they could have smaller mouths so as not to advertise the pea sized brain they do have?

But I wish them well,Lord. I love my enemy as you have taught us. They hate me.



I know they should rot in hell.



But I pray you spare them.





Thank you, Lord.

[Sightseek]

That was lovely Saint Mortimer

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

That was lovely Saint Mortimer

Thank you again Sighty-Poo.




I can only love my dense brothers and sisters I speak of.

For it is up to us..the blessed...to deal with these nimrods who do not possess the intelligence and the empathy for the lame as we do.



Let us pray once more:




Dear Lord...please give Dispencer a mirror so he can realize how goofy he looks. Please give Mr. Yep a rope with which he can hang his pitiful self with.....and please give Snarlin'Jim aaaaaaaall the trolls in the world so he can get what he wishes for.


Thank you again ,Lord.

[Mortimer]

And please give CajunHO...oh never mind.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I just cried a little.

Cry for the demented...for they know not what the fucl< is going on.

[Mortimer]

Do not ask what the insane can do for you.....but ask what you can do for the insane.

[Mortimer]

Lord...just one more thing.




The next time you make a new batch of doorknobs...


...could put them on another planet please?

Thank you,Lord.