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Old 08-14-2007, 06:42 PM
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Mr Garden;




I'd like to show you something...perhaps it will kelp...I mean help.


Do you see the Sighty-Poo?

What do you see?

A girl clowning it up with a horse?





Tell me please.
I actually had no idea that was sighty poo with sumwon. Women like horses. Horses behave. Men just grunt and say yeah whatever. Men are traitors and are run by their pants. I personally like interesting conversation, not Avatars. But then again Im not lonely. So I dont look deeply into the music that women play Morton. Mostly because I cant hear it. Im deef.
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:48 PM
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I actually had no idea that was sighty poo with sumwon. Women like horses. Horses behave. Men just grunt and say yeah whatever. Men are traitors and are run by their pants. I personally like interesting conversation, not Avatars. But then again Im not lonely. So I dont look deeply into the music that women play Morton. Mostly because I cant hear it. Im deef.

Hey ...thanks!



(God ......why did I ask?)




Interesting answer.




( sumwunkillme.)





It really was !





( sumwunkillmenow!)
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:49 PM
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Now I must go.

This has been good for you..I mean me.

I'm really going to miss me...you.



I can't thank me...everyone....enough.








Yes I can.


=;>
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Old 08-14-2007, 09:40 PM
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morty, i am here.

i'm not sure why though.

i was waiting for post #666 to make my presence felt. maybe i could get a double assist, from both you and drugS?

that would be a pretty clever little shot, wouldn't it??

how's this for a sign of the end of times? i have a bottle of yellow french's mustard on my desk and just now noticed that it comes from parsippany, new joisey!

i kid you not!

does anyone else here have mustard from parsippany? judging by the quality and quantity of morty's posts, i'd say he's a prime candidate.

oh, and you have my vote.
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Old 08-15-2007, 09:40 AM
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IridianCharlee;


I should start off by saying I have received copius pm's begging me to stay just a few more days.Many were signed with red lip blots in kissy -poo formation.

So I will....but only for a few.



Anyhooo...I was going to vaporize you,but since you finally voted for me I won't.




Funny thing though.I have a plastic bottle of Frenches mustard on my desk. Take a good close look at it.















SQUIRT!!!!!!

~`;'~`,`''``;











A-HAHAHAHAHA


Hey...ya look good in mustard!
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:04 AM
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Is there any way this can have a happy ending?


Or will you just go on hurting and pretending?
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:30 AM
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Is there any way this can have a happy ending?


Or will you just go on hurting and pretending?

Oh gosh!..that was good!




Hi Pud.



The thing is...I will do anything to make some people happy even at my own risk.

Call me a schwantz.



Also call me a Johnny Appleseed...of sorts. Because I plant things all along the way...some to make people laugh...some to make them happy...and some to make TrueSwine angry.Some seeds can do all 3 .



I like them best.







Now you should go back home

Go back to your dome

Your poor head is on a find

Becuase it said I've lost my mind!
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