Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I called Emily --- she told me I should write about her in the newspaper instead of "dumb horses going in circles"







"More people will care" she exclaimed.









How can I convince the sports editor of Emily's importance?









Do you have the answers....









or shall I just have to take it to Ann Landers?

OOOOOOOOOO







Don't write to that witch doctor.



If you want to recapture the Emily you must make her heart sing.

Think of what you like about her.

And then relate it to something girly.

Or to nature.

But not to horseys.

I know you can do this thing.