Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

This is so....the upitty wench has not even hinted of as much.

I called Emily --- she told me I should write about her in the newspaper instead of "dumb horses going in circles"







"More people will care" she exclaimed.









How can I convince the sports editor of Emily's importance?









Do you have the answers....









or shall I just have to take it to Ann Landers?